I'm sorry. I know. But, really? Really? This is the new super men's competitive swimsuit? It's...um...different looking.
The new Speedo suit, like similar competitor products, apparently is a real technological leap. It sounds rather cool actually. Read the article from the Austin-American Statesman here.
However, I would find it less difficult to, um, keep eye contact if he were just naked instead of wearing a target of sorts around his package.
Update--I have a question for the men: Doesn't that kind of hurt? I mean, smashy sportsbras aren't exactly comfortable, but they're not painful--at least not for my modest bosoms. Men however, in my experience don't like to be smushed down like that and tend to act like breathing on the thing causes spasms of pain. (Except, of course, when it's pleasure that's intended, and then it's a whole other physiological discussion, but this is not that kind of post...) You think he's just mind-over-matter-ing it? A little pain in exchange for a competitive edge?
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